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Alan Partis
320 Ridgecreek Drive
Lexington, SC    29072
(803) 692-1101
alpartis@thundernet.com

 

Password Rules are Stupid
Common rules actually weaken security.

Best Practice ... Not!
This is one reason why "old" code can be touchy.

Wow! That was fast!
Making the right choices in your code can have huge payoffs in speed.

Ctors in Chains
Shrink your C++ code even more by chaining your constructors together.

Virtual Classes
Virtual base classes: what are they good for?!

Practice Makes Pretty Good
Become a master software engineer by practicing like a ninja warrior.

You Should Get Out More
Maintainability is the key to software success.

Why You Need Me
Seven reasons why I think you need me to work for you.

I Create Wealth
Or, why this is such a great business to be in.

Standards in Software
Software engineering standards are a necessary and good thing.

What is a Content Management System?
$10.5 billion will be spent on them this year (2003) alone, but what are they?

Top 10 Benefits of a Content Management System
So what good are they?

Do You Need a Blowfish?
What is a Blowfish? Does size matter? Is it right for me? Get your questions answered here.

Why Not Windows?
Don't just take my word for it ...

10 Attributes of a Professional Software Engineer
A truly professional software engineer stands out from the crowd. Here's what makes them different.

How to Score a Startup
Examine all these points of startup companies and see how they add up.

Why You Need Me

April, 2013

Just having a little fun.  Seven reasons why I think you need me to work for you.

  1. Because I'm the "good help" you're always told you can't hire.
  2. I create wealth.  I work for you; you get the wealth.  It's a nice formula.
  3. I don't need to take up any of your office space.
  4. Everyone should experience my biting sarcasm for an extended period of time in their lives.
  5. I don't mince words, so conversations with me are shorter and that leaves more time for productivity and beer.
  6. I live in the Eastern time zone so if you don't, I can give you advance warning on sunset -- I'd give you warnings about sunrise too, but I don't like being up that early.
  7. I've been cutting code for 25 years -- I don't need to be told how to do my job (in fact, I don't like to be told how to do my job).

Now, that's all well and good, but what I'd really like to know is, why do YOU think you need me?


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